Friday, October 1, 2010

Ode to the guy next door

The guy next door,
Yeah, he's great guy,
He's my favourite neighbour
And here's why:
He never complains
about the "music" we play,
or calls the police,
when we've been playing all day.
He never yells,
"SHHHHHHHHAAADDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP"
You know who you are,
This is an ode to you.

He's got a dog ,
that goes yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap
Its yaps bug me
so I yap at it back "yap yap yap yap yap yap"

He never leans out of the window
and barks at us in disapproval
He never yells,
"OI!!! QUIT BARKING AT MY DOG!!"
You know who you are,
This is an ode to you.

He never complains
about the "music" we play,
or calls the police
when we've been playing all day.
He never leans out of the window
and barks at us in disapproval
He never yells,
'SHUT THE HELL UP!! YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING ALL DAY!! YOU GUYS JUST DONT GET IT DO YA? YOU SUCK!! YOU GUYS SUCK!!! GET OVER IT!"
You know who you are,
This is an ode to you.

© Chris Summertime 2002

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